More Ethinc Jokes: فكاهة وتسلية فكر


Enjoy & Laugh, It’s ONLY Jokes

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From the comic and humor problems comes jokes on the expense of someone, or some group. Most of jokes usually involve women. The other most covers minority groups. In England they accused the British Comedian, Spike Milgan of racism because he used to joke often about Indians. He defended his position by saying: it is necessary to joke on someone without humiliating him or her. He himself grew up in New Delhi,  and lived among Indians. He shows his respect and love for them in many occasions. In fact we all joke about women, but we never quit loving her.

There is no state on earth have no minority groups. Except may be Somalia. So we have a large number of “racist” jokes. We too joke about Indians, remember in the 1960s, Bandit Nehru Vice President of India visited Egypt, Abdul-Hakim ‘Amer the second man in Egypt then, was appointed to accompany him. Nehru brought Hakim’s attention to something he previously talked about before he was leaving Cairo. “I hope you will not forget or neglect the subject we talked about”. Hakim said: “ Of course not, what do you think of me, an Indian”

Egyptians joke on backwardness and stupidity of  people live in Sa’id Egypt (even though Sa’idis are nice easy-going people), one of the jokes about them says: A Saidi was hitting a nail in the wall, but the nail did not get through. He figured something wrong with the nail, or the hammer, so he tried to know the reason. He went to the other side of the wall, surprised to find another Saidi, laying his head in the same spot where the nail stopped.

Another joke about Saidi went to buy furniture to his house, surprising of nice tables, chairs, and beds. Then he saw a cloth handle, where people hang their hats and Jackets. He asked: “What is this for?”  “This is for your clothes to hang on.” The sale person said.   The Saidi looked wondering and said: “and I set naked”.

Iraqis have a long history in jokes, called the Kurdish Jokes. Once upon a time, a solder stood on one side of the river, afraid to cross it while he cannot swim. He say a Kurdish person on the other side: “Can I cross the river on my feet?” He shouted. The other man said in loud voice, “Yes, you can” so he get to the river, but the river was deep, he shouted again. “Why you tell me that I can cross on my feet?. Said the solder. The Kurdish said: “Few minutes ago, I saw a duck using its feet to cross. If the duck can, why can’t you?”

Today Kurdistan a self reliance politically, after ousting Saddam Hussein. They joke on Arabs. An Arab shepherd drive his sheep cross the railway, which makes Arbil Train stopped. The train driver shouted toward the shepherd: “Haji Arab, you have a large land out there, you did not find other than this crossing?” The Arab shepherd answered: “And  you, did not find another way to find me here?”

In America, jokes on blacks, Koreans, Chinese, etc, may be also found. But such slurs against minority groups were prohibited.  One joke I can bring here about Virginia people, They say: When Jesus Christ show up in Palestine, they ask: Why Palestine? Why not in Virginia? The answer came from Jesus: “the Lord was seeking for  three wise men and one virgin woman in Virginia, He did not find any. Here, may be!”

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About Arab American Encyclopedia-USA - Hasan Yahya

HASAN YAHYA was born at a small village called Majdal-YaFa (Majdal Sadiq) in Mandate Palestine (1944). He migrated as a refugee to Mes-ha, a village east of Kufr Qasim, west of Nablus (in the West Bank), then moved with his family to Zarka, 25 km north of Amman – Jordan. He finished the high school at Zarka Secondary School, 1963. He was appointed as a teacher in the same year. Studied Law first at Damascus University, then B.A from Lebanon University in Arabic literature and Eastern Cultures (1975). He moved to Kuwait. Where he got married in 1967. He was working at Kuwait Television, taught at bilingual School, and Kuwait University. In 1982, Hasan left to the United States to continue his education at Michigan State University. He got the Master Degree in 1983, the Ph.D degree in 1988 in Education (Psychology of Administration ). In 1991, He obtained his post degree in Social research, the result was a second Ph.D degree in Comparative sociology-Social Psychology. He was the only Arab student who enrolled ever to pursue two simultaneous Ph.D programs from Michigan State University and fulfill their requirements perfectly. Professor Yahya employment history began as a supervisor of a joint project to rehabilitate Youth (inmates out of prison) by Michigan State University and Intermediate School Districts. Worked also as a Teacher Assistant and lecturer in the same university. He was offered a position at Lansing Community College as well as Jackson Community College where he was assistant professor, then associate professor, then full professor (1991-2006). He taught Sociology, psychology, education, criminology and research methods. He supervised 19 Master and Ph.D candidates on various personal, economic psychological and social development topics. Professor Yahya published Hundreds (1000 Plus on this site) of articles and research reports in local, regional, and international journals. His interest covers local, regional and global conflicts. He also authored, translated, edited and published over 280 plus books in several languages, in almost all fields especial education, sociology and psychology. These books can be found on Amazon and Kindle. He also, was a visiting professor at Eastern Michigan University to give Research Methods and Conflict Management courses. Prof. Yahya accepted an offer to join Zayed University Faculty Team in 1998, then he served as the Head of Education and Psychology Department at Ajman University of Science and Technology 2001-04. Dr. Yahya established several institutes in Diaspora, the Arab American Encyclopedia, Ihyaa al Turath al Arabi Project, (Revival of Arab Heritage in Diaspora.Recently he was nominated for honorary committee member for the Union of Arab and Muslim Writers in America. He was affiliated with sociological associations and was a member of the Association of Muslim Social Scientists (AMSS) at USA. Social Activities and Community Participation: Dr. Yahya was a national figure on Diversity and Islamic Issues in the United States, with special attention to Race Relations and Psychology of Assimilation (generations 1,2 &3). He was invited as a public speaker to many TV shows and interviews in many countries. His philosophy includes enhancing knowledge to appreciate the others, and to compromise with others in order to live peacefully with others. This philosophy was the backgrounds of his theory, called “ Theory C. of Conflict Management”. And developed later to a Science of Cultural Normalization under the title: “Crescentology. The results of such theory will lead to world peace depends on a global Knowledge, Understanding, appreciation, and Compromising (KUAC)” Recently Prof. Yahya started "Publish your book FREE Project", to serve young Arab Writers. Dr. Yahya accepted the offer to be the chief editor of the International Humanities Studies Journal -I-H-S-Jerusalem, since July 2014. (Revised Sept. 2014) ولد الدكتور حسن عبدالقادر يحيى في مجدل يابا من أعمال يافا – فلسطين عام 1944. تلقى علومه الابتدائية في مدرسة بديا الأميرية في الضفة الغربية أيام احتوائها ضمن المملكة الأدردنية الهاشمية وتخرج في جامعة بيروت حاملاً الإجازة في اللغة العربية وآدابها، ودبلوم التأهيل التربوي من كلية القديس يوسف بلبنان، ودبلوم الدراسات العليا (الماجستير) ودكتوراة في الإدارة التربوية من جامعة ولاية ميشيغان بالولايات المتحدة عام 1988، وشهادة الدكتوراه في علم الاجتماع المقارن من الجامعة نفسها عام 1991. عمل في التدريس والصحافة الأدبية. أديب وشاعر وقاص ، ,كما عمل في تلفزيون الكويت الرسمي كمعد ومنسق برامج ثم اتجه إلى الكتابة والتأليف في علوم كثيرة تخص علمي النفس والاجتماع والتنمية البشرية ، والتغير الاجتماعي والسكان وألف ونشر العديد من المقالات (1000 +) والكتب باللغتين العربية والإنجليزية (أكثر من 330 كتابا) ، منها ست مجموعات قصصية وست كتب للأطفال ، وأربع دواوين شعرية باللغتين أيضا. وعدد من كتب التراث في الشعر والأدب والأخلاق الإسلامية والتربية والأديان . وهو الآن أستاذ متقاعد في جامعة ولاية ميشيغان. . وكان عضوا سابقا في جمعية العلماء المسلمين في أمريكا . وجمعية علماء الاجتماع الأمريكية - ميشيغان، وهو مؤسس الموسوعة العربية الأمريكية في الولايات المتحدة ضمن مشروع إحياء التراث العربي في بلاد المهجرز كما تم ترشيحه مؤخرا ليكون عضو مجلس التحرير لمجلة الدراسات الإنسانية العالمية. وقد قبل أن يتسلم رئاسة تحريرها اعتبارا من نهاية يونيو 2014 His email: askdryahya@yahoo.com Thank you!
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