Two Minutes w/Dr. Yahya: Riddle & Joke 4 U.
I am, can be any size or shape and I can have the same volume, perimeter and area of anything. I can bend and flex and fit through anything. I can fly. And I can fall. I can be hot and cold. You can’t hurt me. But I can kill you in a matter of minutes. I can weigh a gram and I can weigh 500 tons. If I am big enough, I can smash anything. I can be 2 inches tall or 500 feet. What am I?
Answer: retaw, (read from right to left)… yes water!
A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me my pretty face
or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humour.